Saturday, February 2, 2013

Are you made of Copper and Tellurium?

Are  you made of copper and Tellurium?
Because you are Cu Te  ..... :D

Funny Science Jokes, Chemistry Jokes

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

remember the laws of thermodynamics

Heat always flows a hot body to a cold body

Short one liner science jokes

Two atoms were walking across a road when one of them said, "I think I lost an electron!" "Really!" the other replied, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I 'm absolutely positive."

When a fifth grader was asked to cite Newton's first law, she said, "Bodies in motion remain in motion, and bodies at rest stay in bed unless their mothers call them to get up."

Heisenberg went for a drive and got stopped by a traffic cop. The cop asked, "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replied, "No, but I know where I am."

"When you breathe, you inspire, and when you do not breathe, you expire."

Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
A: They're cheaper than day rates.

The physics behind being a guy ;)